Romantic Mishaps Gifts

Cow-print panties. Co-workers discuss a failed gift.

"Baldo, I'm sorry! Tia Carmen's friend Maria left this book here by accident. Silly me, I thought it was yours! Ha ha ha!"

"Hell, I'm from the dating agency. Can I move in with you."

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

'Silly me. I thought his 'Catch and Release' bumper sticker referred to his philosophy on trout fishing.'

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

"When you promised me a lift home...."

"It's not what you think."

"I know that on-line dating service claims a 90% success rate, but let's face it, Henry, we're in that other ten percent!"

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

'I thought you said you were taking me to Swan Lake?'

The Adventures of Morton

"Damn. The minute I eat a stink bug, in walks Mr. Wonderful!..."

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

'I hate these romance cruises.'

"I still can't believe that you've booked a table for two on our anniversary you old romantic!"

'Maybe now you'll admit that we're lost!?'

Border Security

"Ted! It's fallen down! Ted!"

"Watch this!"

Campanology wasn't really Gregory's thing!

"Can't you do ANYTHING right?"

'It's been an interesting evening. Do you mind if I use your ledge for a minute?'

"I always thought you'd look great, covered in spiders."

"I don't like sweetcorn".

Flirtation

'Sorry dad, you misunderstood me. I said that my Tracy WORKED the city, not IN the city...'

'We've just learned how to talk and the first thing they say is 'No'.'

Lucy watched with embarrassment as her date returned from the toilet,unaware that he had the washroom attendant stuck to the bottom of his shoe.