Romantic Failures Gifts

First dates designed to impress.

Life is for the birds.

Romance

So Close..

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

'Cow in love'

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Romantic Violinist.

Stand-up Romcom

I only have eyes for you

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"I love you, you big fool."

Romance

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Holding hands

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

Frog flirting.