Romantic Failures Mugs

First dates designed to impress.

Life is for the birds.

So Close..

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Romance

Speed Dating for Turtles

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

'Cow in love'

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

Romantic Violinist.

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Romance

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"Do you mind?"

"I love you, you big fool."

Cupid and Targets

I only have eyes for you

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

Stand-up Romcom

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

Holding hands

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

Frog flirting.

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'