Hopeless Romantics Mugs

Who said romance is dead?

Love is Blind.

'Flowers, dinner, and a movie, and that's my last offer!'

'I tried one of those online dating services, but even they couldn't find a match for me.'

"I've found someone else who thinks I'm really attractive."

Tunnel of Love.

'Ready to roll?'

'Did you see that? He walked right past, never made eye contact and totally ignored me. I am SO in love!'

'When you mentioned you were a sea cow, I wasn't expecting this.'

'Breaking Up'

Happy Anniversary!

'I don't suppose you're just writing me a Valentine?'

'So what did my Father say when you asked if you could marry me?'

'You really can be quite striking at times.'

'You look like a strong man -- could you get the lid off this container of birth control pills?'

'It's our fifth date, so I'll take a box of impatience.'

Dating Agency - "Someone attractive, medium height, brunette and an interest in bell ringing..."

"I know you would really like me if I could just be myself, but since this is our first date and I'm incredibly nervous, you won't be seeing the real me because I can't be myself when I'm this nervous, so all I ask is that you try to like this me until I calm down and the real me emerges."

Senior dating disasters.

Couple with entwined heart balloons.

'There are lots of fish in the sea.'

Illustration for 'Wives and Daughters', scene 3.

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

'They're a bit of a strange couple. They didn't meet on the internet.'

Enough About Me...

'My name's Jeffrey. Will you be my Valentine?'

"I'm downstairs."

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

'Hey, it's not my fault that for some guys, the arrow-thing is too subtle!'

"Oh, Romeo, Romeo, I thought you said eight."

"He's your type--gorgeous, successful, and totally unavailable."

"This story is really giving me a big lump in my throat."

'We still aren't talking to each other. Could you tell him, 'I do'?'

'She didn't say she'd go out with me, but she left the door open for further negotiations.'

'He should be sensitive, but not overly sensitive ��' except to my needs.'