Hopeless Romantics Gifts

Who said romance is dead?

'Flowers, dinner, and a movie, and that's my last offer!'

'I tried one of those online dating services, but even they couldn't find a match for me.'

'Did you see that? He walked right past, never made eye contact and totally ignored me. I am SO in love!'

"I've found someone else who thinks I'm really attractive."

'Ready to roll?'

"I know you would really like me if I could just be myself, but since this is our first date and I'm incredibly nervous, you won't be seeing the real me because I can't be myself when I'm this nervous, so all I ask is that you try to like this me until I calm down and the real me emerges."

'You really can be quite striking at times.'

'You look like a strong man -- could you get the lid off this container of birth control pills?'

'When you mentioned you were a sea cow, I wasn't expecting this.'

'It's our fifth date, so I'll take a box of impatience.'

'I don't suppose you're just writing me a Valentine?'

'So what did my Father say when you asked if you could marry me?'

'Breaking Up'

Dating Agency - "Someone attractive, medium height, brunette and an interest in bell ringing..."

Happy Anniversary!

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

"I'm downstairs."

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

"Oh, Romeo, Romeo, I thought you said eight."

"He's your type--gorgeous, successful, and totally unavailable."

"Haven't you watched the news lately? There's a lack of love on the planet!"

'Hey, it's not my fault that for some guys, the arrow-thing is too subtle!'

Illustration for 'Wives and Daughters', scene 3.

"We hooked up on one of those 'buoy meets girl' sites."

Couple with entwined heart balloons.

'There are lots of fish in the sea.'

'They're a bit of a strange couple. They didn't meet on the internet.'

'She didn't say she'd go out with me, but she left the door open for further negotiations.'

Valentine's - Hungry Heart

'My name's Jeffrey. Will you be my Valentine?'

'He should be sensitive, but not overly sensitive ��' except to my needs.'

'We still aren't talking to each other. Could you tell him, 'I do'?'

'Every time I have a crush on a girl, she gets thrown into the volcano.'

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