Hopeless Romantic With A Pragmatic Twist Gifts

'In sickness and in health? I'll need to run that by my HMO...'

Life is for the birds.

Romance

So Close..

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

'Cow in love'

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Romantic Violinist.

Stand-up Romcom

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"I love you, you big fool."

I only have eyes for you

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Romance

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Holding hands

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

Frog flirting.