Hopeful Romantics Gifts

'It's a bit of a long shot, but it might just work.'

'When hell freezes over?... So, that's definitely a date?'

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

Wishing Well

Life is for the birds.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

So Close..

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Speed Dating for Turtles

Romance

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

'Cow in love'

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Romantic Violinist.

Cupid and Targets

Romance

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

"Do you mind?"

Stand-up Romcom

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"I love you, you big fool."

I only have eyes for you

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

'Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'