Hopeful Romantic Gifts

They say second marriages are the triumph of hope over experience, but so is the snooze alarm!

'Do you have to shoot me with that. Can't you give me a couple of great pickup lines instead?'

You are going to meet a tall, dark, handsome stranger...bringing your post.

'How did the speed dating go?' 'Great! It would normally take months to have my hopes raised, then dashed, so many times.'

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

"Dear Dating Agency...."

Palm tree in love...

Life is for the birds.

So Close..

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Speed Dating for Turtles

Romance

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

'Cow in love'

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Romantic Violinist.

"I love you, you big fool."

Romance

Cupid and Targets

Stand-up Romcom

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

I only have eyes for you

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"Do you mind?"

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."