Romantic Hopefuls Gifts

'Please tell me that you have something else to offer?'

"Of course you know nothing about me, whenever I try to tell you something you fall asleep!"

"Love is in the air."

"This is a special night, so instead of an order from the car, we'll go inside!"

"She doesn't have the hots for you. She doesn't even have the lukewarms for you."

Blind date

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

Tall, dark & handsome.

'Sure, you can marry my daughter when you have some money...here's five bucks.'

"I agree, we should see other people - do you know someone who would see me?"

Video Dating Service.

"According to the pollsters I'm your ideal partner."

'I don't know about you but this is the last Fireman's Ball that I go to!'

"Here's what I found for 'Hey, Baby!'."

"I know we broke up months ago, but social distancing has made it too hard to meet new people."

"Wait, you've got a hole deep within you you've struggled your whole life to fill? I know just the guy you should meet!"

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

Kissing on the golf course

'I don't suppose you're just writing me a Valentine?'

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

Preparing for Dating Opportunities in 2020

"He stowed his own bag, closed the bin, buckled his seat belt, then watched the whole safety demo...it was love at first flight!"

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

'...Hmm...just like the real thing.'

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

'Judging from the chart, I'd say someone has a crush on their nurse...'

'Listen, I like you and everything, but your dad is way too scary...'

Valentine's roses $59.99- Feb.15th- $12.99.

Palm tree in love...

'He looks promising!'... 'So far he hasn't made any.'