Valentine Hopefuls Gifts

'I don't suppose you're just writing me a Valentine?'

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

Couple melting the snow around them.

My Dream Valentine

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

'I'm huggable!'

Cupid and parachutists.

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

Modern Cupid

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

Surgeon Finds Heart Reading 'Be my Valentine'.

"He stowed his own bag, closed the bin, buckled his seat belt, then watched the whole safety demo...it was love at first flight!"

Valentine for Guru.

'How much for NO stems?'

'Judging from the chart, I'd say someone has a crush on their nurse...'

'He looks promising!'... 'So far he hasn't made any.'

"He's been mentioned as a possible husband."

Lion Toupee

Pets: 'Chick magnet.'

Without you I'm lost...

"Only one Valentines card? Still could have been a lot worse!"

'Listen, I like you and everything, but your dad is way too scary...'

"I think she really like me. She held my hand almost as long as she held her phone."

Speed Dating