Valentine Visionaries Gifts

'My husband wants to see your most expensive diamonds.'

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

My Dream Valentine

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

Cupid paints Stop sign

School holidays

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

"I think we should give day camp a chance, Adrian. Let's not become prisoners of our own dogma."

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

Virtual Reality Shop. I think our business here will expand as actual reality becomes more and more unbelievable.

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

'I don't suppose you're just writing me a Valentine?'

A Woman's Conquests.

Surgeon Finds Heart Reading 'Be my Valentine'.

Another Cultured Meat Experiment Ends in Failure.

Valentine for Guru.

The New Normal

'I-need-bifocal-itis.'

The bad news is, you need a new heart. The good news is, you have lots of options. Be mine. Kiss me. Love U. 2 Cute.

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"

"Red, roses are, blue, violets are, sweet, sugar is. messed up the poem, I did."

"This would be a lot easier if they didn't make us include the vowels."

'You could give it to your mom with a huge Valentine card.'

'There's nothing to beat a real seaside holiday is there?'

A couple dressed as a bunch of grapes

Artist

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'

'I made this Valentine's card for you in school, mom. What the world needs is more love, and less homework.'

'This year I'm celebrating Valentines Day by myself, I have to economize.'