Romantic Visionary Gifts

"Forced Out of Work by Dating Apps."

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

Home inmprovement store includes marriage material.

A Woman's Conquests.

Artist

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

A couple dressed as a bunch of grapes

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

Reginald Bunthorne

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

My Dream Valentine

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother. Why's that? House of Java .Net Cybercafe. Because how a man treats his mother is a good indicator of how he'll treat a girlfriend. That's why I created an app that calls your phone and displays a photo of you hugging your mom whenever a gorgeous lady is within three feet of you. It also displays a nice, sweet lady whenever you're within three feet of your mom.

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

"Now that was post-modern sex."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"Why won't you cuddle?"

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

Intellectual Foreplay...

"Oh darling! I just got your wonderful value added proposition! Of course I'll marry you!"

'Young Love'

Baseball Dreams

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

David Hockney

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

'It would never work, Tommy - you have all the growth funds and mine are all value...'

Mergers or acquisitions.

'And that, in a nutshell, is why men don't understand women.'

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"We need to talk. Here - it's all in this 342-slide power point."