Vacay Visionaries Gifts

"Well, the brochure did say all the rooms come with a sea view."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Airlines

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'I don't like to take chances.'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Heading off with a packed bag

Beach hats

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Travelogue

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

"Life after death"

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

School holidays

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

'What'll it be: rough-and-ready, ready or not, not on your life, or life's a beach?'

"I think we should give day camp a chance, Adrian. Let's not become prisoners of our own dogma."