Vacation Visionary Gifts

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

Only eighty-six more days till summer!

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'What'll it be: rough-and-ready, ready or not, not on your life, or life's a beach?'

'We will fill in that space after we hear what you have in mind for summer vacation!'

'The brochure says there's a military base nearby.'

'I'd like to spend November and December in a foreign country.'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"I can hardly believe we're summering in the Hamptons!"

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"Do you have anything that will make us as deliriously happy as the couple in this cruise magazine?"

'Hi, I'm a professional airport greeter. That'll be fifty bucks.'

'For heaven's sake! We're only going to the caravan for a week!'

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'If I'd known it was this easy, I'd have hit the escape key long ago.'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

Gullible: those who believe they can have a picnic at the beach.

'I don't think that's what Daddy meant, when he said you could 'bury him in the sand' dear! '

Beefsteak travel, hamburger budget.

'Excuse me, sir. Can I interest you in a timeshare property?'

A Snake Charmer's snake is on a lunch break

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"School just ended and I already miss it."

Scandalous! The Germans are occupying the best places on the beach!

"Every day I'd sit at my desk and picture myself on a beach in Hawaii. So now that I'm here it just reminds me of the office."

Travelogue

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"Of course, there's always Planet Earth."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Damn it, Eddie, you told me this script was stupid."

Bed, breakfast, and basketball