Voyage Visionary Gifts

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

'I came to the new world to find something...now what was it?'

'Anybody home?'

Into Space.

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

Captain James Cook

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Airlines

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Do me next."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Heading off with a packed bag

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Travelogue

"Brave explorers of the world"

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

"Life after death"

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Non Thought For The Day.

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

School holidays

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."