Voyage Visionary Gifts

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

'Anybody home?'

Into Space.

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

Captain James Cook

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Do me next."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Airlines

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Heading off with a packed bag

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Brave explorers of the world"

Travelogue

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"Life after death"

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Non Thought For The Day.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

School holidays

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'