Vacay Visionary Gifts

"Nowhere too exciting, my husband's a chartered accountant."

'Our budget plan? I show you slides of my last vacation.'

'Before booking-is it Euros in Bognor?'

'When we lost market share, my first thought was to work eighty-hour weeks, diversify, and get back in the game. Then I had a better idea.'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Airlines

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'I don't like to take chances.'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Heading off with a packed bag

Beach hats

My Dream Valentine

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Travelogue

"Life after death"

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Non Thought For The Day.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

Art of Surviving

School holidays

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."