Vacation Visionary Prints

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

Only eighty-six more days till summer!

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'We will fill in that space after we hear what you have in mind for summer vacation!'

'What'll it be: rough-and-ready, ready or not, not on your life, or life's a beach?'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'I'd like to spend November and December in a foreign country.'

'The brochure says there's a military base nearby.'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Gullible: those who believe they can have a picnic at the beach.

'Hi, I'm a professional airport greeter. That'll be fifty bucks.'

Scandalous! The Germans are occupying the best places on the beach!

"School just ended and I already miss it."

"Do you have anything that will make us as deliriously happy as the couple in this cruise magazine?"

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'If I'd known it was this easy, I'd have hit the escape key long ago.'

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

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'For heaven's sake! We're only going to the caravan for a week!'

Beefsteak travel, hamburger budget.

A Snake Charmer's snake is on a lunch break

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"I can hardly believe we're summering in the Hamptons!"

'I don't think that's what Daddy meant, when he said you could 'bury him in the sand' dear! '

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"Every day I'd sit at my desk and picture myself on a beach in Hawaii. So now that I'm here it just reminds me of the office."

'Excuse me, sir. Can I interest you in a timeshare property?'

"If you pick this one, you'll have an island paradise all to yourself. No one's been there since they tested the atom bomb on it."

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

"Life after death"

The Shark Cage

"These desert mirages are virtually like being at the beach."

"It doesn't matter. Anywhere will do."

The Last Fling of Summer