Vacation Visionaries Prints

"We want a good selection of shops,restaurants and activities, but no tourists!"

"I think we should give day camp a chance, Adrian. Let's not become prisoners of our own dogma."

The New Normal

Advert for 'dividend tax cut' spending spree in Las Vegas.

'There's nothing to beat a real seaside holiday is there?'

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

'Think we should tell him beggars can't be cruisers?'

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"

"We're after a remote, unexplored, 'off-the-beaten-track' location with decent wi-fi?"

The beach was lovely - but you had to go through Hell to get there.

School holidays

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Airlines

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Heading off with a packed bag

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

Travelogue

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"Life after death"

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'