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"Well, the brochure did say all the rooms come with a sea view."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Airlines

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'I don't like to take chances.'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Beach hats

Heading off with a packed bag

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Travelogue

"Life after death"

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

School holidays

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

'What'll it be: rough-and-ready, ready or not, not on your life, or life's a beach?'

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

"I think we should give day camp a chance, Adrian. Let's not become prisoners of our own dogma."