
Single malt whisky bottle reading lonely hearts column.
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Single malt whisky bottle reading lonely hearts column.
The Story of Oh
'Kim, you can't leave me!!'
Speed Dating
"Most of all I love your vulnerability."
'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'
'Will you marry me?'
'She won't even go out with me. How can I get her to marry me?'
'Forget it dude. She's way out of your tank.'
'Judging from the chart, I'd say someone has a crush on their nurse...'
I know how you always have trouble buying me a Valentine gift.
'Bring me a nice bottle of something that'll impress the lady, for under a fiver.'
'You're sweet, Rodney -- I'll put you on my short list.'
"Wow! She's hot!"
'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'
Gymnastic Scores.
What's the catch?
She was looking for 'Mr. Right'. Unfortunately, she found 'Mr. Right Away'.
'Listen, I like you and everything, but your dad is way too scary...'
'Actually I placed two ads. Are you a mature, established, educated, single, serious man . . .'
'Leylandi! That's a pretty name.'
'Why not give him a chance, he might grow on you.'
'She must be called Ruth.'
I am sorry you can't have Sonia,she is for display only.'
'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter'
'Love what you've done with your hair.'
'-and once you've got him add five parts water and it will last for AGES!'
'The company is looking for someone with a lot of experience. I'm just looking for a husband.'
'Hello? My eyes are down here.'
'Is it hot in here or is it just me?'
"Every time I meet an attractive woman, I hear 'you're such a nice guy' and never hear from her again. What do you think is my deal?'
'He passed the first test- he's not married. Now, if he was married, would it be to a woman or a man?'
"Yes, she's expecting you. That's why she's twenty miles away by now."
'How to pick up Goddesses.'
Steve thought the date was going rather well..
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