Romantic Hopeful Mugs

Single malt whisky bottle reading lonely hearts column.

The Story of Oh

'Kim, you can't leave me!!'

Speed Dating

"Most of all I love your vulnerability."

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'Will you marry me?'

'She won't even go out with me. How can I get her to marry me?'

'Forget it dude. She's way out of your tank.'

'Judging from the chart, I'd say someone has a crush on their nurse...'

I know how you always have trouble buying me a Valentine gift.

'Bring me a nice bottle of something that'll impress the lady, for under a fiver.'

'You're sweet, Rodney -- I'll put you on my short list.'

"Wow! She's hot!"

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

Gymnastic Scores.

What's the catch?

She was looking for 'Mr. Right'. Unfortunately, she found 'Mr. Right Away'.

'Listen, I like you and everything, but your dad is way too scary...'

'Actually I placed two ads. Are you a mature, established, educated, single, serious man . . .'

'Leylandi! That's a pretty name.'

'Why not give him a chance, he might grow on you.'

'She must be called Ruth.'

I am sorry you can't have Sonia,she is for display only.'

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter'

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

'-and once you've got him add five parts water and it will last for AGES!'

'The company is looking for someone with a lot of experience. I'm just looking for a husband.'

'Hello? My eyes are down here.'

'Is it hot in here or is it just me?'

"Every time I meet an attractive woman, I hear 'you're such a nice guy' and never hear from her again. What do you think is my deal?'

'He passed the first test- he's not married. Now, if he was married, would it be to a woman or a man?'

"Yes, she's expecting you. That's why she's twenty miles away by now."

'How to pick up Goddesses.'

Steve thought the date was going rather well..