Romantic Contender Mugs

'Of course I've been considering your proposal - You're on the short list '.

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

'Of all the people I know, I like running with you the best Angela.'

"Solitude is so much better if you have someone to share it with."

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

"He stowed his own bag, closed the bin, buckled his seat belt, then watched the whole safety demo...it was love at first flight!"

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

This is very sweet, Phil, but no, I don't want to buy a violin from you.

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

Proposal on a snowboard

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

You know how last year you told me you'd teach me how to pick up ladies? I said "If you spend a year working out." Well, in this past year, I've run 18,000 miles and burned tens of thousands of calories. Accidentally leaving your phone's pedometer on all year doesn't count, little buddy. You didn't say that beforehand. Loophole. Maybe next year.

'Entente Cordiale: When Eric [Cantona]kisses the badge on his shirt it turns round and kisses him right back!'

'Judging from the chart, I'd say someone has a crush on their nurse...'

'He looks promising!'... 'So far he hasn't made any.'

Lion Toupee

"He's been mentioned as a possible husband."

Double Bike

'Knock it off, you two. This is why I hate double dating.'

'Listen, I like you and everything, but your dad is way too scary...'

"I think she really like me. She held my hand almost as long as she held her phone."

Pets: 'Chick magnet.'

Speed Dating

Coffee.. Sure, I'll go out with you --- It's all part of the process of elimination.

"Hey, not bad! You sound like a real couple already!"

"She doesn't have the hots for you. She doesn't even have the lukewarms for you."

"So how was your date with Smiley?"

"When you're finished not looking at here, can you divert your non-attention to me?"