Romantic Contender Mugs

'Of course I've been considering your proposal - You're on the short list '.

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

"Solitude is so much better if you have someone to share it with."

'Of all the people I know, I like running with you the best Angela.'

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

"He stowed his own bag, closed the bin, buckled his seat belt, then watched the whole safety demo...it was love at first flight!"

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

Proposal on a snowboard

'Judging from the chart, I'd say someone has a crush on their nurse...'

Double Bike

'Knock it off, you two. This is why I hate double dating.'

'He looks promising!'... 'So far he hasn't made any.'

"I think she really like me. She held my hand almost as long as she held her phone."

'Listen, I like you and everything, but your dad is way too scary...'

Pets: 'Chick magnet.'

Lion Toupee

"He's been mentioned as a possible husband."

Speed Dating

'Oi! Take your eyes off 'im - he's my bitch!'

"Hey, not bad! You sound like a real couple already!"

"So how was your date with Smiley?"

"She doesn't have the hots for you. She doesn't even have the lukewarms for you."

"When you're finished not looking at here, can you divert your non-attention to me?"