Valentine's Enthusiast Gifts

"Do me a favor: this year, go nuts. They could use it."

'Think of it as a valentine, not a heart transplant.'

"Do you offer a buyer protection plan?"

"Do I love myself or is it lust?"

Meh. We were texting before it was even called texting. Luv u. B mine. UR hot.

'The party at school was awful! -- The teacher didn't like the Valentine underwear I got for her.'

'But you can't dump me for a week just to avoid buying a Valentine's Card'

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

'I made the Valentine's Day card on the school computer especially for you. Enjoy your fifteen minutes of fame.'

Cupid finds love.

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

Deliver-woo?

Modern Cupid

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Bear Costume

I only have eyes for you

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Happy Valentine's Day.

Who Will blink First Hugs.

Klimt Kiss Phones

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

'I love it when you spoon me.'

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

Love is in the air...

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

Funnel of Love

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Funnel of Love

Love

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

Couple melting the snow around them.

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'