Valentine's Day Fanatic Gifts

Cupids!

Percy LIVED for Valentine's Day....

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Couple melting the snow around them.

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

Cupid paints Stop sign

Film Lovers.

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

Why it's easier to fall in love with a fat bald guy,

Scot holding a heart.

Cupid and parachutists.

'Are you sure you know what you're doing?'

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

I love you Geyser...

"Bad Dog!!! You can't trust those chocolate labs."

Modern Cupid

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

Extreme valentine enthusiast.

Spiders in love

"Oozy twoozy I love yoozy!"

Valentine man in underpants.

'How much for NO stems?'

Trilby - 'Wistful and sweet.'

Opera Lover

The bad news is, you need a new heart. The good news is, you have lots of options. Be mine. Kiss me. Love U. 2 Cute.

"This new guy's really good!"

'It happened on Valentin's Day. My husband thought it would be romantic to replace my heart pill medication with candy hearts...'

'That does it You need glasses'

"No on seemed to mind me dressing like this when I was younger!"

"Only one Valentines card? Still could have been a lot worse!"

'They're all for you.'

Cupid accidentally kills one of his targets.

'You needn't be embarrassed. I just asked if you would be my valentine.'

'Happy Valentine's Day!'