Valentine's Day Fans Gifts

Valentine's - Hungry Heart

"Everything has so many safety regulations now."

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Couple melting the snow around them.

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

Cupid paints Stop sign

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

Why it's easier to fall in love with a fat bald guy,

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

"And you wanted to throw me back."

Cupid and parachutists.

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

I love you Geyser...

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

Victor Hugo

"Bad Dog!!! You can't trust those chocolate labs."

Valentine man in underpants.

Frankie and Annette.

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

Modern Cupid

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

"He finally popped the big question: Would I watch the super bowl with him?"

'How much for NO stems?'

'It happened on Valentin's Day. My husband thought it would be romantic to replace my heart pill medication with candy hearts...'

"No on seemed to mind me dressing like this when I was younger!"

"This new guy's really good!"

Trilby - 'Wistful and sweet.'

"Only one Valentines card? Still could have been a lot worse!"

The bad news is, you need a new heart. The good news is, you have lots of options. Be mine. Kiss me. Love U. 2 Cute.

'That does it You need glasses'

Opera Lover

Cupid accidentally kills one of his targets.

"he boss is a lot less scary since we saw his wife calls and 'Mr Wobbly Bottykins.'"