Valentine's Day Fan Gifts

'That does it You need glasses'

Valentine's day dog.

'Now when I get back, I want to see a happy little man with a heart full of love, or you'll get a punch in the teeth!!'

I love you Geyser...

"No on seemed to mind me dressing like this when I was younger!"

"Yeah, my husband gave me a brand new collar for Valentine's Day too, but mine is not a designer collar, it's a flea collar..."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

Couple melting the snow around them.

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Santa's wash day.

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

Cupid and parachutists.

"And you wanted to throw me back."

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

Victor Hugo

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

"I love Boxing Day"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'How much for NO stems?'

Rudolph's after-Christmas job

Trilby - 'Wistful and sweet.'

"Only one Valentines card? Still could have been a lot worse!"

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