Valentine's Day Fan Prints

You're 1 of a kind! Happy Valentine's day - Noah

'That does it You need glasses'

'It happened on Valentin's Day. My husband thought it would be romantic to replace my heart pill medication with candy hearts...'

'Since you were born with wings, we'll argue that flying without a license does not apply in your case...and if you'll show up in court fully clothed, I think I can get the public nudity charge thrown out.'

Valentine's day dog.

'Now when I get back, I want to see a happy little man with a heart full of love, or you'll get a punch in the teeth!!'

I love you Geyser...

Why it's easier to fall in love with a fat bald guy,

"No on seemed to mind me dressing like this when I was younger!"

"Yeah, my husband gave me a brand new collar for Valentine's Day too, but mine is not a designer collar, it's a flea collar..."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Balancing two espresso martinis

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Couple melting the snow around them.

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Easter Candy Island.

Santa's wash day.

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"And you wanted to throw me back."

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

Cupid and parachutists.

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

Victor Hugo

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

"Bad Dog!!! You can't trust those chocolate labs."

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

"I love Boxing Day"