Romance Fan Prints

'Very steamy and sexy novel, Miss Pendergast, but how come that this Latino heart throb only services women over 70?'

'Yes, yes, we love you too!'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"First date hairball... awkward."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

"Right here's fine."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

Romance

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

I think you'll find that I'm easily encouraged. For instance, the fact that the two exclamation points above your head are tempered by one question mark gives me great hope. !?!

'Lost that loving feeling. If found, call 555-1234.'

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

Love knows no boundaries.

Why you shouldn't date an anesthesiologist.

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

What do you mean, you like me. We're love birds!

Woman's lover turns out to be a rhino

Valentines

Weditorials

Barry's fear of commitment crops up again.

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

"Oh I remember, it was a particularly cold day and your daddy whispered sweet nothings in my ear. It gave me such a warm feeling inside that I knew he was the one!"

Separations.

Edna, I fear our love doesn't have a future... My parents would eat you!

You make me want to be a better bum.