February Fan Gifts

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Tommy!"

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"I love these old decorations!"

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Meet Santa's entourage

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

"And you wanted to throw me back."

Trawling for Fish.

Why it's easier to fall in love with a fat bald guy,

Aliens from the planet of the yellow snow. 'Don't eat the white snow.'

Ring those Christmas bells!

I love you Geyser...

Easter Bonnet

'I don't think the killer would in the garden...that'd be waaaay too obvious.'

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

Christmas reunions!

"I prefer snow person."

"Dude, last night was nuts."

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

Santa and elves drinking eggnog.

'That does it You need glasses'

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

Spring Onion

'It happened on Valentin's Day. My husband thought it would be romantic to replace my heart pill medication with candy hearts...'

February

"No on seemed to mind me dressing like this when I was younger!"

inflation at Christmas

"How can Santa eat all those cookies and drink all that milk in one night? Well, like everything else when it comes to Santa, it's magic. . ."

'Rats!!...Socks!!...Again!!'

Spring time!

Snowmen