February Fan T-Shirts

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Tommy!"

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"I love these old decorations!"

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Meet Santa's entourage

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

"And you wanted to throw me back."

Trawling for Fish.

Ring those Christmas bells!

Easter Bonnet

I love you Geyser...

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

Christmas reunions!

"I prefer snow person."

"Dude, last night was nuts."

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

Santa and elves drinking eggnog.

February

'Rats!!...Socks!!...Again!!'

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

"No on seemed to mind me dressing like this when I was younger!"

inflation at Christmas

'That does it You need glasses'

"How can Santa eat all those cookies and drink all that milk in one night? Well, like everything else when it comes to Santa, it's magic. . ."

Spring Onion

'Now when I get back, I want to see a happy little man with a heart full of love, or you'll get a punch in the teeth!!'

Lovely weather again.