Valentine's Fan T-Shirts

Myopic Cupid

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Balancing two espresso martinis

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Santa's wash day.

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

"And you wanted to throw me back."

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

Victor Hugo

I love you Geyser...

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

Valentine man in underpants.

Modern Cupid

"I love Boxing Day"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

"He finally popped the big question: Would I watch the super bowl with him?"

"No on seemed to mind me dressing like this when I was younger!"

'That does it You need glasses'

Rudolph's after-Christmas job

Trilby - 'Wistful and sweet.'