Quirky Valentine's Fan T-Shirts

"And you wanted to throw me back."

"Cat box"

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'Pray for me.'

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

Antler Buzzers.

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Double Saxophone

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

Oreolas

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

"So, do you come here often?"

"I could do that."

Flying in Formation.

A Nursery Rhyme From The American Psychiatric Society

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

Fat Kid 32- Sucks the eyes out of his tortoise

French Animal Noises.