Quirky Valentine's Fan Pillows

"And you wanted to throw me back."

"Cat box"

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'Pray for me.'

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Double Saxophone

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

Antler Buzzers.

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

"So, do you come here often?"

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

Oreolas

Why it's easier to fall in love with a fat bald guy,

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

Flying in Formation.

"I could do that."

A Nursery Rhyme From The American Psychiatric Society

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

Flower Painting