Valentine's Day Fans Pillows

Valentine's - Hungry Heart

"Everything has so many safety regulations now."

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Couple melting the snow around them.

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

"And you wanted to throw me back."

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

Cupid and parachutists.

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

I love you Geyser...

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

Victor Hugo

Modern Cupid

Frankie and Annette.

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

Valentine man in underpants.

"He finally popped the big question: Would I watch the super bowl with him?"

'How much for NO stems?'

"No on seemed to mind me dressing like this when I was younger!"

"This new guy's really good!"

'That does it You need glasses'

Opera Lover

"Only one Valentines card? Still could have been a lot worse!"

Trilby - 'Wistful and sweet.'

"he boss is a lot less scary since we saw his wife calls and 'Mr Wobbly Bottykins.'"

'Now when I get back, I want to see a happy little man with a heart full of love, or you'll get a punch in the teeth!!'

Cupid accidentally kills one of his targets.