Valentine's Day Enthusiast Pillows

"Happy Valentine's day!"

It's rainin' men. Cross woman with umbrella

"Sometimes I wish I were polyamorous like Susie."

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

I'm going to give each of my girlfriends a bottle of this wine for valentine's day. A port in every sweetheart!

Couple melting the snow around them.

"Bad Dog!!! You can't trust those chocolate labs."

"Only one Valentines card? Still could have been a lot worse!"

Shark Valentines

'My mom picked it out and made me give it to you.'

'Happy Valentine's Day!'

'I swear, sometimes I don't think you even try anymore, John!'

Cupid and parachutists.

Bear Costume

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

'Romeo and Julietta'

Dialogue

Cupid paints Stop sign

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

Romantic Tree Carving

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"The best thing about our relationship is that we keep growing together."

Love Birds love just being together

Valentines Balloons

Waterfall of Disappointment

You make me want to be a better bum.

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

Whale Romance

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'