Valentine's Day Enthusiast Pillows

"Happy Valentine's day!"

"Sometimes I wish I were polyamorous like Susie."

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Couple melting the snow around them.

"Only one Valentines card? Still could have been a lot worse!"

Shark Valentines

'My mom picked it out and made me give it to you.'

'I swear, sometimes I don't think you even try anymore, John!'

Cupid and parachutists.

Bear Costume

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

'Romeo and Julietta'

Dialogue

Love Birds love just being together

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

Romantic Tree Carving

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Valentines Balloons

Waterfall of Disappointment

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

Whale Romance

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

Lovers in ruffled dresses

Heart is sewn back together.

Cupid

"My love language - I give words of affirmation when receiving gifts of cheese."

Perfect Match