Valentine's Day Aficionado Pillows

Valentine's-Hungry Heart

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Couple melting the snow around them.

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

Cupid and parachutists.

Scot holding a heart.

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Free love

"My love language - I give words of affirmation when receiving gifts of cheese."

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

"Oozy twoozy I love yoozy!"

Modern Cupid

Extreme valentine enthusiast.

Spiders in love

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

"You've lost what - your Mojo!"

Valentine man in underpants.

'I know you're falling for her, but be careful. Remember: Love is blinders.'

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

Love Song of the Baby Boomer.

Shear Love.

'How much for NO stems?'

"This new guy's really good!"

"Only one Valentines card? Still could have been a lot worse!"

Sure he's a zombie, but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

A shared passion