Valentine's Day Aficionado Mugs

Valentine's-Hungry Heart

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Couple melting the snow around them.

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

Cupid paints Stop sign

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

'Are you sure you know what you're doing?'

Cupid and parachutists.

Scot holding a heart.

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

"Bad Dog!!! You can't trust those chocolate labs."

Free love

"My love language - I give words of affirmation when receiving gifts of cheese."

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

Modern Cupid

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

Spiders in love

Valentine man in underpants.

"Oozy twoozy I love yoozy!"

"You've lost what - your Mojo!"

'I know you're falling for her, but be careful. Remember: Love is blinders.'

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

Extreme valentine enthusiast.

Love Song of the Baby Boomer.

Shear Love.

'How much for NO stems?'

The bad news is, you need a new heart. The good news is, you have lots of options. Be mine. Kiss me. Love U. 2 Cute.

Sure he's a zombie, but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Only one Valentines card? Still could have been a lot worse!"