Valentine's Day Fanatics Pillows

I'm sorry Cupid, but you've lost that childlike innocence.

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Couple melting the snow around them.

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

Cupid paints Stop sign

Ten out of ten for effort...

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

Scot holding a heart.

Why it's easier to fall in love with a fat bald guy,

Cupid and parachutists.

'Are you sure you know what you're doing?'

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

"Bad Dog!!! You can't trust those chocolate labs."

I love you Geyser...

"Come on, admit it. I outdid myself this Valentine's Day."

"This year I wrote you a Valentine poem: Flowers are nice, candy divine, but what we really need is a bottle of wine!"

Happy Valentine!

Modern Cupid

Extreme valentine enthusiast.

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

Falling in love with cakes

Valentine man in underpants.

"Oozy twoozy I love yoozy!"

'How much for NO stems?'

"This new guy's really good!"

'It happened on Valentin's Day. My husband thought it would be romantic to replace my heart pill medication with candy hearts...'

'That does it You need glasses'

Opera Lover

"No on seemed to mind me dressing like this when I was younger!"

The bad news is, you need a new heart. The good news is, you have lots of options. Be mine. Kiss me. Love U. 2 Cute.

Trilby - 'Wistful and sweet.'

"Only one Valentines card? Still could have been a lot worse!"

'They're all for you.'

Love is being close, no matter what...