Winter Season Fan T-Shirts

Maple Syrup Time in Canada

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Tommy!"

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Sisyphus visits Stowe

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Recalculating

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

Possums that ski.

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

Trawling for Fish.

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

Death skis towards a man on thin ice

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

Dogs on skis pulling a sled

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

"I prefer snow person."

Low Noon.

Triple Sock Cow

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

'That's the last time I buy sled dogs on ebay.'