Winter Festival Fan Gifts

"Brilliant Angela, that will get them out to vote."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'You head south without me. I'll be fine.'

Pearly King and Queen

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

The dark side of Halloween.

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

"It makes you look old."

Pamplona Station

'... But, wouldn't that be kind of like, cannibalism?'

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

'It's a snow mobile.'

'Do you come here often?'

God save the Queen.

'Fete' Man going towards 'Beer tent' Woman going towards 'Cake tent'

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Pumpkin Time!

Jesus and the Peeps

Cornucopia

Aliens from the planet of the yellow snow. 'Don't eat the white snow.'