Winter Festival Fan Gifts

"Brilliant Angela, that will get them out to vote."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'You head south without me. I'll be fine.'

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Pearly King and Queen

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

The dark side of Halloween.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

'... But, wouldn't that be kind of like, cannibalism?'

Pamplona Station

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

'It's a snow mobile.'

'Do you come here often?'

God save the Queen.

'Fete' Man going towards 'Beer tent' Woman going towards 'Cake tent'

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

Cornucopia

Jesus and the Peeps

Art for Sale

Pumpkin Time!

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."