Winter Festival Aficionado Gifts

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'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Face painting.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Good News about winter

"Bless You."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Non-Denominational Carols

Inappropriate Snowmen

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Snowyphus

The Running of the Brie

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

Midwest Winter Items.

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

I came, I saw, I partied!

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

Flake News

"The kids are growing up so fast."

'What d'you mean, I never take you anywhere-who took you to the Festival of Britain?'

"Slippery, huh?"

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

'It's okay, Mom. I won't need an extra blanket tonight.'

"It's her first snowman."

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