Winter Festivity Lover Gifts

'I'm the ghost of non-sectarian midwinter public holiday future.'

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Boy rolled into a snowball

Keeping warm.

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Couple melting the snow around them.

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Snowman

Cake

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

Lovers embrace

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

"It's her first snowman."

"It's called 'winter'...happens every year."

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

Come To Church Today and Beat the Christmas Rush.

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"Let's not get too hot for each other. I want us to last."

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,