Seasonal Celebration Lover Gifts

'I love Christmas. . . but Halloween tastes better.'

'It may be time to admit that the christmas holidays are over, Mrs. Holt...'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Happy Easter

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

Cake

Glyndebourne

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

"It's her first snowman."

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

Come To Church Today and Beat the Christmas Rush.

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

"What's the occasion?"

Just your average family holiday portrait.

'I love Spring: As I hibernate through Christmas, I open my presents when I wake up...'

Can you guess what it is yet?

Seventh Birthday

"We can't all be Great Pumpkins. Be satisfied that you're a good pumpkin."

Santa Claus