Seasonal Celebration Lover Gifts

'I love Christmas. . . but Halloween tastes better.'

'It may be time to admit that the christmas holidays are over, Mrs. Holt...'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Happy Easter

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Cake

Glyndebourne

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

"It's her first snowman."

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

Come To Church Today and Beat the Christmas Rush.

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

"What's the occasion?"

Just your average family holiday portrait.

Seventh Birthday

Can you guess what it is yet?

Santa Claus

'I love Spring: As I hibernate through Christmas, I open my presents when I wake up...'

"During the off-season, I thought I'd moonlight as the easter bunny."

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.