Seasonal Lover Gifts

Months on a calendar are against their relation to August.

Winter is coming...

Boy rolled into a snowball

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Keeping warm.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Couple melting the snow around them.

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Gimme the carrot!"

Go jump in the lake!

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

Lovers embrace

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

"I can only give you country walks in springtime and a hand to hold when leaves begin to fall. It's in the prenuptial agreement. Check it out."

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

"Right so that's agreed, we can say 'Happy Festive Season' as long as we add the caveat that we are in no way liable for any lack of 'happiness' or a surfeit of 'misery'!"

"Let's not get too hot for each other. I want us to last."

"It's her first snowman."

"It's called 'winter'...happens every year."

It's officially spring

Fireplace Projector.

Baseball teams have just opened their spring training camps! I love this time of year when anything is possible in the upcoming season. Maybe one day before the season ends, I'll be at the stadium and stand with the crowd as we anticipate the game's final out! I'll be thrilled if I go to a game and the catchers and home plate umpire are the only ones needing to wear a mask. This could be a special season. If things work out, fans everywhere will feel like winners no matter how their favorit

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

"You're really serious about that diet!"

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

'Why is it that it's always your mittens you lose?'

"He said he's upgraded to selfie sticks."

Three bears hibernating