Season Lover Gifts

"My favourite season is Spring, and Gary's is football."

"Don't you dare!"

It's so nice outside I'm recording the Weather Channel to watch next winter!

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

'I like the changing of the seasons.'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

Bring your own inflatable.

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Boy rolled into a snowball

Spring Training

His New Grillfriend

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Keeping warm.

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Scary stuff

Couple melting the snow around them.

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Fall on a desert island

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"Come and get it!"

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

"I'll wear a top when you do."

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

"Gimme the carrot!"

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

"That's very offensive."