Season Lover Pillows

"My favourite season is Spring, and Gary's is football."

"Don't you dare!"

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

'I like the changing of the seasons.'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

Bring your own inflatable.

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Boy rolled into a snowball

Spring Training

His New Grillfriend

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Keeping warm.

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Scary stuff

Couple melting the snow around them.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Fall on a desert island

"Come and get it!"

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"I'll wear a top when you do."

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"That's very offensive."

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

Holiday Aerobics.

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"