Fall Season Lover Pillows

'Autumn!'

Snow flake

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Scary stuff

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"That's very offensive."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

Fancy a pint?

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

Fall in the Greek Temple

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

"We need to talk."

Basic Instinct

"This explains the sign saying to keep all dogs on a leash!" (Couple up to their waists in Autumn leaves).

Witch Bonfire

"Trick or treat?"

"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..."

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

Pumpkin Spice

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

The new fall content.

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

"It's her first snowman."

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

Old pumpkin spice

It's officially spring

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'