Fall Lover Pillows

Snow flake

"We need to talk."

A man lies in a hammock under leaves.

Leaves.

Deforestation.

'He likes to power nap.'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Boy rolled into a snowball

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Spring Training

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Keeping warm.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

Trick or Tweet

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

Couple melting the snow around them.

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

"The trees are laughing at us."

"Harry?... Is that you?"

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Devi's brew?"