Fall Lover Gifts

Snow flake

"We need to talk."

A man lies in a hammock under leaves.

Leaves.

Deforestation.

'He likes to power nap.'

'One eye of newt or two?'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Boy rolled into a snowball

Spring Training

Keeping warm.

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Couple melting the snow around them.

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

Trick or Tweet

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Devi's brew?"

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Zombie pet tricks.

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"The trees are laughing at us."

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Punkins