Fall Enthusiast Gifts

Wow, is it fall already?

You guys are losers! You sleep through the entire winter. You don't see a snowfall, experience the holiday season, or get to watch the Super Bowl! Don't listen to him. He envies us because people travel hundreds of miles to see the spectacular colorful show we put on every fall. He's just a jealous coniferous tree. All he can do is try to needle us!

Ingenuity

Humpty Dumpty.

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Snow flake

Good News about winter

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

Inappropriate Snowmen

"Harold, you've changed."

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Belief and Trust.

Snowyphus

"The trees are laughing at us."

Fall on a desert island

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"Devi's brew?"

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Man standing in front of giant snowball

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

Midwest Winter Items.

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

The Horn of Unanswered Email

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."